Harrison Ford has some memory issues.
You’ll never be satisfied with a mortal woman because the elf wenches are so beautiful.
One of the original purposes of creating the internet was to facilitate the production of “smash ups” such as the example below.
Why in the world would someone sell 3-packs of AA batteries? None of my clickers (NOT remote controls. Those are different.) have three slots and my XL Turbo Charged back massager plugs into the wall. Now I have random onesies rolling around my junk drawer, which scares my cat. Inconsiderate.
Anyway, thanks for listening. It rained today which was cool. I should get a plant.
From time to time Anne writes in with excerpts from her diary. This is her story.