This is catchier than you realize, regardless of how you feel about Carl Sagan.

Beaker is by far the best muppet.  Even better than one beaker?  Multiple beakers.

The internet, being an anonymous haven for opinion slinging, is prone to devolving into the lowest common denominator of arguments.

Godwin’s law has been proven many times over.

Whoa….. im in the computer….this is nuts.  How the fuck did this happen.  I was walking through the tulips on a frightful wed. evening and poof, a jack rabbit named tom popped up outta no where and goes “You are a devil fish, I shall now sentence u to life in computer…. Blamo with cheese!”  then I was here.  Whats that noise, is that, it is, it’s a light.  Im going to go to the light, I must touch the light.  TZZZZzzzZZZZZzzzZZZ (general electrocutions sounds) sssssssss (sound of burnt flesh simmereing)

My worst nightmares realized:

Nick Cage As Everyone

This probably came out of watching the wizard of oz for the first time in forever.