The internet is a scary place where even famous TV type celebrities aren’t always safe. Identity hijacking can get ANYONE! Even
SCREECH!!!

This …. this really exists. Aw fuck.

Sorry to intrude but the door was open and it seems you have not learned your lesson about leaving your room un-attended.  I have hidden 5 chinchillas throughout your room and they will explode at 12 tonight unless you find and cook them.  Maybe this will teach you to lock your door when you take a shower.  Cheese is the power which man stems the goliath from.  Think about it.   I shall now turn your screen saver on to stop any further intrusions by beings such as trabka or loughman, they are face giving poo heads, dont hang out with them or you will die.

Thank you for your time.

You probably use one every day.  How do they work?

All About The Microwave

They still make you look cool.

Not in the Doctress Doom sense.

Seeing as it’s been almost a year of all this hootenanny, I thought it was time to go through the page design and clean up a few things that have been nagging me.

The site has been updated with the latest whizz bang drop down menus to pick up some of the clutter of that ugly sidebar*.  This means that the comments column is now wide enough to accept even the longest of Dr. Hans Funderpouch’s lengthy diatribes.

Also featured: rounded corners.  These beauties are handcrafted by only the finest Scandinavian super computers using the squarest of pixels.

Enjoy!

*sidebar has been banished to the depths of the internet, never to be heard from again.