4 Comments

1. 

   Bloodvork February 17, 2009

   This morning I jumped on my horse
   And went out for a ride,
   And some wild outlaws chased me
   And they shot me in the side.
   So I crawled into a wildcat’s cave
   To find a place to hide,
   But some pirates found me sleeping there,
   And soon they had me tied
   To a pole and built a fire
   Under me–I almost cried
   Till a mermaid came and cut me loose
   And begged to be my bride,
   So I said I’d come back Wednesday
   But I must admit I lied.
   Then I ran into a jungle swamp
   But I forgot my guide
   And I stepped into some quicksand,
   And no matter how I tried
   I couldn’t get out, until I met
   A water snake named Clyde,
   Who pulled me to some cannibals
   Who planned to have me fried.
   But an eagle came and swooped me up
   And through the air we flied,
   But he dropped me in a boiling lake
   A thousand miles wide.
   And you’ll never guess what I did then–
   I DIED.
2. 

   Ben February 17, 2009

   so he owed the tree money, he tried to pay it back, and then the tree had him killed by the mafia? that’s why i’m thinking is going on here.
3. 

   Ziggy February 17, 2009

   HE LIED!!!
4. 

   Chris February 17, 2009

   A little late Dave. Jason has you beat by about 7 rhymes.