A Guy Named Clyde



  1. Bloodvork February 17, 2009

    This morning I jumped on my horse
    And went out for a ride,
    And some wild outlaws chased me
    And they shot me in the side.
    So I crawled into a wildcat’s cave
    To find a place to hide,
    But some pirates found me sleeping there,
    And soon they had me tied
    To a pole and built a fire
    Under me–I almost cried
    Till a mermaid came and cut me loose
    And begged to be my bride,
    So I said I’d come back Wednesday
    But I must admit I lied.
    Then I ran into a jungle swamp
    But I forgot my guide
    And I stepped into some quicksand,
    And no matter how I tried
    I couldn’t get out, until I met
    A water snake named Clyde,
    Who pulled me to some cannibals
    Who planned to have me fried.
    But an eagle came and swooped me up
    And through the air we flied,
    But he dropped me in a boiling lake
    A thousand miles wide.
    And you’ll never guess what I did then–
    I DIED.

  2. Ben February 17, 2009

    so he owed the tree money, he tried to pay it back, and then the tree had him killed by the mafia? that’s why i’m thinking is going on here.

  3. Ziggy February 17, 2009

    HE LIED!!!

  4. Chris February 17, 2009

    A little late Dave. Jason has you beat by about 7 rhymes.

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