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“Listen, cap’n, I gotta get something off my back.” — deckhand
“Please stand over there.” — cap’n pirate man.
“Cap’n! I got you somethin’ special for our 5th anniversary.” – deckhand
“A new teddy bear!” – deckhand
“Arr…how many times do I have to be tell you? I’m not gay.” – cap’n
deckhand: “hey cap’n! i caught the bear who ate your hand!”
deckhand: “and i had it stuffed!”
cap’n: “that’s my kid’s teddy bear. and you stole it. and now i have to kill you.”
deckand: “I HAVE A TEDDY BEAR!”
deckhand: “THIS IS A TEDDY BEAR!”
cap’n: “your face is a teddy bear.”
Deckhand- Capt, we found a stow-away
Deckhand- And inst he the cuteist littl’ stow away EVER!!!!
Capt.- I hate you Sal, I fucking hate you.
Winner and new reigning champion: Ken!
More like Your face is the new champion. both of Ziggys were funnier.
yeah! ken can suck it!
I imagine by funnier, you meant lamer. If so, then yes. Both of Ziggy’s were lamer than Ken’s.
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