Pirates (Caption Contest)

Pirates (Caption Contest)

April 5th, 2009

10 Comments...


  1. Chris  on 

    Enter your pirate postulations by commenting below!


  2. Anne  on 

    “Listen, cap’n, I gotta get something off my back.” — deckhand

    “!” –deckhand

    “Please stand over there.” — cap’n pirate man.


  3. Ben  on 

    “Cap’n! I got you somethin’ special for our 5th anniversary.” – deckhand

    “A new teddy bear!” – deckhand

    “Arr…how many times do I have to be tell you? I’m not gay.” – cap’n


  4. Ziggy  on 

    deckhand: “hey cap’n! i caught the bear who ate your hand!”

    deckhand: “and i had it stuffed!”

    cap’n: “that’s my kid’s teddy bear. and you stole it. and now i have to kill you.”


  5. Ziggy  on 

    or…

    deckand: “I HAVE A TEDDY BEAR!”

    deckhand: “THIS IS A TEDDY BEAR!”

    cap’n: “your face is a teddy bear.”


  6. Ken  on 

    Deckhand- Capt, we found a stow-away

    Deckhand- And inst he the cuteist littl’ stow away EVER!!!!

    Capt.- I hate you Sal, I fucking hate you.


  7. Chris  on 

    Winner and new reigning champion: Ken!


  8. actionsteve  on 

    More like Your face is the new champion. both of Ziggys were funnier.


  9. Ziggy  on 

    yeah! ken can suck it!

    CAPTION WAR!


  10. Chris  on 

    I imagine by funnier, you meant lamer. If so, then yes. Both of Ziggy’s were lamer than Ken’s.

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