Polyphonic Matinée

Did You Know? Part 7 of 453

Chris — Sun, 07 Mar 2010 23:45:56 +0000

This is catchier than you realize, regardless of how you feel about Carl Sagan.

The First Wish

Chris — Sun, 07 Mar 2010 05:00:00 +0000

Did You Know? Part 6 of 453

Chris — Mon, 22 Feb 2010 07:07:19 +0000

Beaker is by far the best muppet. Even better than one beaker? Multiple beakers.

Wilderness Adventure

Chris — Sun, 21 Feb 2010 05:00:00 +0000

A Guide To The Internet Part 17 of 657

Chris — Tue, 02 Feb 2010 05:07:46 +0000

The internet, being an anonymous haven for opinion slinging, is prone to devolving into the lowest common denominator of arguments.

Godwin’s law has been proven many times over.

Tree

Chris — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 05:00:00 +0000

From The Desk Of Ken Pellegrino Part 3 of 4

Chris — Mon, 25 Jan 2010 02:10:17 +0000

Whoa….. im in the computer….this is nuts. How the fuck did this happen. I was walking through the tulips on a frightful wed. evening and poof, a jack rabbit named tom popped up outta no where and goes “You are a devil fish, I shall now sentence u to life in computer…. Blamo with cheese!” then I was here. Whats that noise, is that, it is, it’s a light. Im going to go to the light, I must touch the light. TZZZZzzzZZZZZzzzZZZ (general electrocutions sounds) sssssssss (sound of burnt flesh simmereing)

Octosupreme!!

Chris — Sun, 24 Jan 2010 05:00:00 +0000

Nicolas Cage Blows Part 5 of 237

Chris — Wed, 20 Jan 2010 04:38:34 +0000

My worst nightmares realized:

Nick Cage As Everyone

The Endless Battle

Chris — Tue, 19 Jan 2010 05:00:00 +0000