From time to time Anne writes in with excerpts from her diary. This is her story.

Dear Diary,

Why in the world would someone sell 3-packs of AA batteries? None of my clickers (NOT remote controls. Those are different.) have three slots and my XL Turbo Charged back massager plugs into the wall. Now I have random onesies rolling around my junk drawer, which scares my cat. Inconsiderate.

Anyway, thanks for listening. It rained today which was cool. I should get a plant.

Anne