From The Desk Of Ken Pellegrino Part 3 of 4
January 24th, 2010
Whoa….. im in the computer….this is nuts. How the fuck did this happen. I was walking through the tulips on a frightful wed. evening and poof, a jack rabbit named tom popped up outta no where and goes “You are a devil fish, I shall now sentence u to life in computer…. Blamo with cheese!” then I was here. Whats that noise, is that, it is, it’s a light. Im going to go to the light, I must touch the light. TZZZZzzzZZZZZzzzZZZ (general electrocutions sounds) sssssssss (sound of burnt flesh simmereing)
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Wow, I had some serious issues freshman year
Nah – you’re fine dude. I know this Dr. Funderpants guy who must be a BAJILLION years old. And you’ll say something like “hey doc, what’s up?” but he’ll completely ignore your question and go on and on about some baron or duke that you’ve never heard of. By the time he’s done it’s like you’ve been hit by a train. You don’t even know what happened.
Yeah – you’re A-OK in the big picture.