Sorry to intrude but the door was open and it seems you have not learned your lesson about leaving your room un-attended.  I have hidden 5 chinchillas throughout your room and they will explode at 12 tonight unless you find and cook them.  Maybe this will teach you to lock your door when you take a shower.  Cheese is the power which man stems the goliath from.  Think about it.   I shall now turn your screen saver on to stop any further intrusions by beings such as trabka or loughman, they are face giving poo heads, dont hang out with them or you will die.

Thank you for your time.